God and Guns 366 – GNG-366

God and Guns Podcast

GNG 366 – Remembering Chuck Norris

Intro: Welcome back to Episode 366 of the God and Guns Podcast . I’m your host, Troy. (Doug) And I’m your other host Doug. (Troy) We use this podcast to talk about  God, guns, and the responsible Christian gun owners’ interests. On this week’s God and Guns Podcast we will be remembering Chuck Norris.

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This Week’s God and Gun activities:

Doug:

God: Church Sundays, sportsman daily devotional

Guns: EDC . Been working long hours this week as we kicked off a huge project at work. Truck is in the shop since monday. May get it back next week. Got a rental car and they gave me a chevy malibu. Now I know why I am a truck guy. 

Cant do any ham radio since my radio is in the truck and haven’t been on HF at all this week.

Troy:

God: Daily Bible Reading, Church, Church Security

Guns: ordered and received some more Magpul AR-15 Mags from PSA  and some Black Hill’s 5.56 77gr ammo, Also more 300BO 220gr Subsonic. 

Family: girls bath remodeled We are waiting for them to wrap up so we can return to KY. 

Farm: Not much right now

Ham: Heading to Stuart Hamfest tomorrow. Reprogrammed my SharkRF M1KE

EDC Check:

Troy: Shadow Systems XR920n a Crossbreed Super-Tuck Holster, using a STOG Enhanced Life Saver, Sof-T Tourniquet, steam light 

Doug:  Sig P365 with Romeo Zero optic . Hornady critical duty ammo. Benchmark OTF. 

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Comedy
Best Chuck Norris jokes and sayings

1. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
2. Chuck Norris cannot turn left, because he is always right.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. Chuck Norris doesn’t tip the waiter. The waiter tips him.
5. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
6. Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
7. If rock beats scissors, scissors beats paper, and paper beats rock, what beats all 3 at the same time? Chuck Norris.
8. Time waits for no man, unless that man is Chuck Norris.
9. When Chuck Norris left home, he told his father: “Your the man of the house now.”
10. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
11. Chuck Norris doesn’t do a push up. He pushes the world down.
12. Chuck Norris has to sleep with the lights on because the dark is afraid of him.
13. When the bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
14. When Chuck Norris goes swimming, sharks get out of the ocean.
15. Clouds don’t rain. They sweat when they see Chuck Norris.
16. Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
17. When Chuck Norris cooks, he makes the onion cry.
18. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
19. When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters. Because not even glass is dumb enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
20. Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories at the campfire.
21. Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
22.  Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be in the same planet with Chuck Norris.
23. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
24. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
25. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
26. Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. No one fools Chuck Norris.
27. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
28. Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
29. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
30. Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
31. Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet.
32. When Chuck Norris makes a mistake, the mistake apologizes.
33. Fire doesn’t burn Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris burns fire.
34. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a keyboard. He tells the computer to write something and it does.
35. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.
36. Chuck Norris doesn’t get sun burnt. That would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
37. There is no chin underneath Chuck Norris’s beard. There is only another fist.
38. The sun rises and sets according to Chuck Norris’s sleep schedule.
39. Chuck Norris got pulled over by police once. He let the cop go with a warning.
40. Chuck Norris doesn’t have to mow his lawn. The grass is afraid to grow.
41. The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
42. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror there’s no reflection, because there’s only one Chuck Norris.
43. Chuck Norris had a stunt double. He was used for crying scenes.
44. Chuck Norris didn’t dial the wrong number. You picked up the wrong phone.
45. They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives to tell about it.
46. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
47. Chuck Norris caught COVID-19. Now the virus has to quarantine.
48. How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
49. Legends live forever. Chuck Norris lives longer.
50. Chuck Norris didn’t die. Death finally had the courage to meet him.

Honorable mentions: Nevada-related Chuck Norris jokes

1. Chuck Norris once played blackjack in Reno. The cards folded themselves before he even sat down.
2. Area 51 doesn’t hide aliens from the public. The aliens hide there from Chuck Norris.
3. Before Chuck Norris went to Virginia City, it was just called the Bucket Saloon.
4. The Hoover Dam doesn’t hold back water. It holds back Chuck Norris’s disappointment.
5. Chuck Norris has walked through several Nevada towns. Now they’re “ghost towns.”
   Via Reno Gazette-Journal

On this day in History:
1727 Sir Isaac Newton died in London at the age of 40. Newtonian physics

Bible Verse

2 Corinthians 4:16-18 ESV

So we do not lose heart. Though our outer self is wasting away, our inner self is being renewed day by day. For this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison, as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen. For the things that are seen are transient, but the things that are unseen are eternal.

Main Topic

Remembering Chuck Norris

Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris was born on March 10, 1940, in Ryan, Oklahoma. He was a renowned martial artist, actor, and author, famous for his roles in action films and the television series “Walker, Texas Ranger,” and he also founded his own martial arts system called Chun Kuk Do.

 Oklahoma Historical Society Wikipedia

Early Life

Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris was born on March 10, 1940, in Ryan, Oklahoma. He was the eldest of three brothers. His father, Ray Norris, served in World War II and later worked various jobs, while his mother, Wilma, had Irish ancestry. At age 12, Norris moved to Torrance, California, where he later joined the United States Air Force in 1958.

Martial Arts Career

Norris began training in martial arts while stationed in South Korea, where he learned Tang Soo Do. He became a successful martial artist, winning numerous championships, including the World Professional Middleweight Karate title for seven consecutive years. In 1990, he made history as the first American to achieve the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Taekwondo.

Acting Career

Norris made his film debut in “The Wrecking Crew” (1968) and gained fame through action films like “Way of the Dragon” (1972) alongside Bruce Lee, and the “Missing in Action” series starting in 1984. He starred in the popular television series “Walker, Texas Ranger” from 1993 to 2001.

Personal Life and Legacy

Norris has been married twice and has five children. He is a devout Christian and has written several books on martial arts, philosophy, and self-help. He became a cultural icon with the “Chuck Norris facts” internet meme, which humorously exaggerated his toughness. Norris passed away on March 19, 2026, at the age of 86, leaving behind a legacy as a martial artist, actor, and author.

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Armed Citizen® Today

On Jan. 23 in St. Petersburg, Fla., around dinnertime, two men were sitting in a vehicle when two other men approached and reportedly tried to rob them at gunpoint.

The robbery victims were also armed, however, and one or both of them responded by shooting at the alleged assailants. One of the robbery suspects died and the other was critically wounded.

Police detained all involved but said the incident appeared to be self-defense. (fox13news.com, Tampa Bay, Fla., 1/24/26)

From the Armed Citizen® Archives – January 1989

An 89-year-old Ft. Wayne, Ind. woman was talking on the phone when the line went dead. Later, she heard noises and thought someone was trying to break in. So she headed out the door to a neighbor’s house to call the police. But, as she opened the door, a man wearing a black hood pushed her back into the house.

Her 91-year-old husband heard the commotion and grabbed a shotgun. The hooded man told the husband to get back, but when the resident continued to advance, the hooded man fled. “The gun saved us,” the woman said. “Boy, did he run.” (The News Sentinel, Fort Wayne, Ind.)

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